Rules And Protocols Handbook for the Naked Houseboy

Commands and Protocols — ‘Arms Up’ or ‘Touchdown’

The House Boy has a variety of commands to learn and obey pursuant to specified protocols. These include basic commands common to most Masters like Clasp Hands (Rule #2), At Ease (Rule #167), and Sleep (Rule #130). Protocols for a few commands call for unusual implementation or variations — depending on circumstances — and it is the responsibility of every House Boy to learn and execute the required situational responses for these type of commands. 

The command Arms Up or Arms Raised may be given at any time at home or away. Protocol calls for the House Boy to immediately raise his arms and hands, remaining parallel to his shoulders. His fingers must remain together, and hands should never form a fist. This command usually follows the Report Position (Rule #211) and may preceed a Full Body Inspection or body part inspection (often of the underarms or shaved body parts). Silence and a neutral expression are appropriate for this position. Eye contact by the House Boy should be either to Master or looking downward at his own penis. Violation of protocol is punishable with a Level One Spanking, except that intentional refusal to comply or the raising of a sole middle finger on either or both hands is a Level Three Insubordination.

An unusual aspect of this command is its special implementation during American football. When any House Boy is present in the same room or area while a live broadcast college or professional football game is being televised in Master’s home (or elsewhere on Master’s property), the alternate phrase Touchdown (when exclaimed in a raised voice following an actual 6 point scoring play) triggers a requirement that the House Boy immediately obey protocol for this command. Master occasionally hosts a Football Game Day Party for a small group of friends — and in some years a larger Super Bowl Party as well — and any House Boy who is present must be alert for the word Touchdown to be yelled out out by a fan or fans. Protocol in this circumstance only requires the House Boy to momentarily assume the complete Arms Raised position  — with no restrictions on eye contact or facial expression — at which point he may lower his arms and continue carrying on with his previous chore or activity.

It may be necessary for a House Boy who is serving refreshments or carrying items during a football game to momentarily set down these items to avoid unnecessary spillage or other mishaps which could lead to discipline. Violation for failure to execute a valid Touchdown command is punishable by a single swat Level One Spanking for a first offense during any game, two swats for a second offense, and three for a third (etcetera) for each guest who is present and articulates a desire that the House Boy be punished. Since it is the guests who are technically the victim of the House Boy’s misbehavior, they each may be allowed to administer a single swat of the prescribed punishment under Master’s supervision. All guests who are invited to football parties at Master’s home are told in advance that the Naked House Boy is not permitted to disrespect fans of the game of football by failing to acknowledge an exclaimed Touchdown. 

(Rule #140)

Some Related Links...

Rule #12 — No Privacy For The House Boy

Rule #237 — Hug Position Spanking

Rule #270 — Worship Command

Rule #313 — Request For Discipline Form

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