The House Boy is required to remain naked while at home and on Master’s property, but is issued Minimal or Standard Clothing (Rule #111) sufficient to comply with local laws and private dress codes when traveling to locations away from home. Since the House Boy’s ‘uniform’ is defined as his Contemporary Uncovered Epidermis (Rule #1), any action which covers or conceals his nudity at home may be interpreted as a violation of protocol and cause for discipline. Jewelry, a cap or hat, and appropriate footwear are usually optional. The House Boy is also required to obey detailed bathing and grooming protocols to insure his uniform is maintained in a clean and presentable condition, and to present himself for periodic and random inspections to insure that high standards are maintained.
Protocol for the various washing, grooming and inspections specifies the way a House Boy must physically present himself to allow access to the uniform parts necessary for the scheduled procedures. These have been chosen for practical reasons, which is why a House Boy may be instructed to face away from Master and bend over for a Buttocks Inspection, yet stands facing forward for a Stomach Inspection. To ensure that enforcement of all rules may be properly applied, the House Boy is required to provide Uniform Access to any body parts, even when it is necessary to temporarily deviate from established protocol, or for specific parts to be held or moved to provide the visual or physical access necessary for maintenance or examination.
In the example photo, a House Boy is scheduled to report for inspection prior to scheduled grooming of his pubic hair. Although protocol requires him to report and present his pubic area for examination, the House Boy arrives with an improper erection which blocks access to the inspection area. Depending on the circumstances and who may be present, the House Boy may be subject to intervention or discipline, but the fact that he is violating protocol by having the erection can not be used as an excuse by the House Boy to avoid his scheduled inspection, otherwise this would breakdown Master’s authority because the subsequent grooming would need to be postponed, causing a cascade of events resulting in the Daily Schedule falling irreparably behind. Continuing with inspection is even more important if professional or volunteer Body Sculptors (See below, Rule #150) are expected or present for the grooming, since they are also scheduled on a time critical basis.
To insure that the inspection proceeds as planned, the House Boy’s erect penis is gently but securely grasped at its base by the scrotum, then tugged downward and held out of the way for the duration of the pubic hair examination. Any discomfort or embarrassment to the House Boy is his own fault for failure to follow protocol, and shouldn't be considered in determining how to proceed with the inspection and subsequent grooming, though discipline (if warranted) may be postponed until later at Master’s discretion. Fortunately, circumstances like this do not occur frequently, and Master will direct the House Boy to verbally apologize to anyone present for the distraction and any delay, even if the failure to follow protocol was likely unintentional.
When unexpected circumstances arise, Master will always evaluate the situation to determine if it can be used for serendipitous advantage. One possibility might be measuring the erect penis, with the length and circumference to be included in the demographic data on the House Boy’s most recent Body Measurement Chart. Erect penis length and circumference is not a statistic that is normally taken nor recorded, but the coincidental opportunity to add this statistic to the House Boy’s chart alongside his most recent flaccid Penis Measurement (See below, Rule #88) might be appreciated by those who review the House Boy’s demographic paperwork at a later date. Once again, any embarrassment to the measuree isn’t relevant, since a House Boy has No Right To Not Be Embarrassed (Rule #317) or he could not serve as a Naked House Boy in the first place.
Nothing in this rule limits nor restricts any other protocols, such as Dealing With Leakage (See below, Rule #324) nor a guest’s Basic Right To Observe And Comment (See below, Rule #191), and once all inspections and grooming is completed, the House Boy is Dismissed to continue with his regular duties and chores unless disciplinary action has been assigned.
Health and Wellness — Uniform Access
The House Boy is required to remain naked while at home and on Master’s property, but is issued Minimal or Standard Clothing (Rule #111) sufficient to comply with local laws and private dress codes when traveling to locations away from home. Since the House Boy’s ‘uniform’ is defined as his Contemporary Uncovered Epidermis (Rule #1), any action which covers or conceals his nudity at home may be interpreted as a violation of protocol and cause for discipline. Jewelry, a cap or hat, and appropriate footwear are usually optional. The House Boy is also required to obey detailed bathing and grooming protocols to insure his uniform is maintained in a clean and presentable condition, and to present himself for periodic and random inspections to insure that high standards are maintained.
Protocol for the various washing, grooming and inspections specifies the way a House Boy must physically present himself to allow access to the uniform parts necessary for the scheduled procedures. These have been chosen for practical reasons, which is why a House Boy may be instructed to face away from Master and bend over for a Buttocks Inspection, yet stands facing forward for a Stomach Inspection. To ensure that enforcement of all rules may be properly applied, the House Boy is required to provide Uniform Access to any body parts, even when it is necessary to temporarily deviate from established protocol, or for specific parts to be held or moved to provide the visual or physical access necessary for maintenance or examination.
In the example photo, a House Boy is scheduled to report for inspection prior to scheduled grooming of his pubic hair. Although protocol requires him to report and present his pubic area for examination, the House Boy arrives with an improper erection which blocks access to the inspection area. Depending on the circumstances and who may be present, the House Boy may be subject to intervention or discipline, but the fact that he is violating protocol by having the erection can not be used as an excuse by the House Boy to avoid his scheduled inspection, otherwise this would breakdown Master’s authority because the subsequent grooming would need to be postponed, causing a cascade of events resulting in the Daily Schedule falling irreparably behind. Continuing with inspection is even more important if professional or volunteer Body Sculptors (See below, Rule #150) are expected or present for the grooming, since they are also scheduled on a time critical basis.
To insure that the inspection proceeds as planned, the House Boy’s erect penis is gently but securely grasped at its base by the scrotum, then tugged downward and held out of the way for the duration of the pubic hair examination. Any discomfort or embarrassment to the House Boy is his own fault for failure to follow protocol, and shouldn't be considered in determining how to proceed with the inspection and subsequent grooming, though discipline (if warranted) may be postponed until later at Master’s discretion. Fortunately, circumstances like this do not occur frequently, and Master will direct the House Boy to verbally apologize to anyone present for the distraction and any delay, even if the failure to follow protocol was likely unintentional.
When unexpected circumstances arise, Master will always evaluate the situation to determine if it can be used for serendipitous advantage. One possibility might be measuring the erect penis, with the length and circumference to be included in the demographic data on the House Boy’s most recent Body Measurement Chart. Erect penis length and circumference is not a statistic that is normally taken nor recorded, but the coincidental opportunity to add this statistic to the House Boy’s chart alongside his most recent flaccid Penis Measurement (See below, Rule #88) might be appreciated by those who review the House Boy’s demographic paperwork at a later date. Once again, any embarrassment to the measuree isn’t relevant, since a House Boy has No Right To Not Be Embarrassed (Rule #317) or he could not serve as a Naked House Boy in the first place.
Nothing in this rule limits nor restricts any other protocols, such as Dealing With Leakage (See below, Rule #324) nor a guest’s Basic Right To Observe And Comment (See below, Rule #191), and once all inspections and grooming is completed, the House Boy is Dismissed to continue with his regular duties and chores unless disciplinary action has been assigned.
(Rule #61)
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Rule #88 — Weekly Penis Measurement
Rule #150 — Body Sculptors
Rule #191 — The Basic Right To Observe And Comment
Rule #324 — Dealing With Leakage
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