Rules And Protocols Handbook for the Naked Houseboy
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Rule #88-A - - Weekly Penis Measurement
Health & Fitness — Weekly Penis Measurement (Flaccid)
The House Boy will have his flaccid penis measured for length and circumference every week to monitor for changes in size or condition which may affect health or required activities like exercise and work safety. The Weekly Penis Measurement, which by nature includes simultaneous inspection of the genital region, is a repetitive scheduled duty which takes place at a pre-assigned time every seven days, regardless of who may be present and could observe. Penile measurement may be scheduled concurrent with any physical inspection or other Body Part Measurements like height, weight, and scrotum circumference at Master’s option.
Protocol for the Weekly Penis Inspection calls for the House Boy to be standing in the Report Position (See below, Rule #211) with Clasp Hands (See below, Rule #8) while his penis hangs naturally flaccid at room temperature. An initial measurement using a cloth tape is taken of his penis length to the nearest eighth of an inch, followed by a brief examination of the penile shaft to insure there isn’t an epidermal or other issue which might rule out safe measurement of circumference, The tape is then wrapped snugly around the penile shaft to measure circumference, followed by a secondary measurement of penile length for confirmation. The Weekly Penis Measurement concludes with a secondary measurement of circumference, and the two sets of data are evaluated or averaged to determine the official Weekly Penis Measurement to the nearest eighth of an inch. Data regarding environmental conditions like temperature or activity (such as a recent shower) may be noted for reference.
Protocol for the Weekly Penis Measurement calls for one end of the cloth measuring tape measure to be placed at the pubic bone atop the penile shaft, allowing gravity feed to follow the marked lines on the tape to the longest point of the penis near the urethra or foreskin. For some House Boys who are negatively blessed, the tape may need to be physically held against the shaft by Master or a volunteer to determine accurate length. The cloth tape is then wrapped around the shaft at its widest point to determine circumference. If a cloth tape is not available, a piece of paper or string can be used and marked for measurement by a ruler or other device afterward. If the penis is flaccid but unnaturally withdrawn, it may be necessary to make a quick tug on the meatus to achieve maximum natural length before recording the measurement.
In the example photo, a flaccid penis length of 5 3/8 inches would be recorded by the House Boy in his journal. In the event a House Boy presents with a penis which is not substantially flaccid, an Erect Penis Measurement will be conducted and recorded, and the House Boy may be subject to discipline or intervention for failure to follow protocol. Erect Penis Measurements are not a scheduled House Boy duty but may be the only way to take any penile measurement when a House Boy so presents in violation of protocol. Any House Boy who loses his flaccid status after a proper initial measurement of his penile length will be subject to either an Erect Penis Inspection (and discipline) or intervention to return his penis to flaccid status for proper measurement, at Master’s option.
In the event that a House Boy is away from home at the scheduled time of the Weekly Penis Measurement, this duty may be announced and postponed, or silently deferred until an appropriate time and location, or until after the House Boy returns home. Any change of time, location or conditions of measurement should be so noted in the documentation. To insure accuracy of measurements, no one other than Master will be allowed to conduct any penis measurement unless they have previously observed a completed Weekly Penis Measurement in its entirety. A House Boy who is wearing Master’s Flaccidator (See below, Rule #96) shall have it removed prior to any measurements.
(Rule #88-A)
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Rule #96 — Master’s Flaccidator