Master enjoys fine dining and the better things in life.
Master also enjoys pizza.
Pizza is Master’s junk food pleasure, and the Houseboy will be assigned to order pizza at random times and often on short notice, especially when house guests are present or expected, even when the Houseboy is unaware of who may be invited or expected to visit. Naked Pizza Delivery is traditional here.
Houseboys who are licensed to drive will be required to order and pickup pizzas and other to-go refreshments on an as needed basis. The Houseboy will be permitted Standard Clothing (a shirt and pants or shorts without underwear) for this task, and to comply with health regulations that may require footwear at locations that cook and serve food. The usual protocol for Getting Dressed (Rule #145-A) must be complied with, and the Houseboy will properly undress when he returns (in a discreet area outside) before ‘delivering’ the pizza and refreshments naked and uncovered to the waiting guests inside. Decorative jewelry and a cap or hat are permitted throughout the process.
Guests who ask to accompany the Houseboy on a pizza run will be permitted to do so at Master’s discretion. When someone offers to accompany the Houseboy or to drive (with the House Boy as a ride-along), Master will either politely decline the offer or allow the Houseboy to choose whether to make the pizza run alone or accompanied. If the choice of accompanied is selected, the driver of the vehicle (or shotgun seated if the Houseboy is driving) will be considered Temporary Co-Master for the duration of the pizza run, with the appropriate rights and responsibilities according to protocol. This includes the right to report all violations of rules by the Houseboy and, if warranted, a limited right to administer discipline after completion of the trip.
In the example photo, Houseboy Shane returns from a pizza run, undressing outside before carrying the hot lunch indoors for visitors who happened to arrive while he was away. The guests are happy to see him, and one makes a joke about ‘something hot and tasty walking through the door’. A first-time visitor laughs and asks the Houseboy if he always delivers the pizza naked, and Shane gently replies, “Yes, it’s a courtesy thing around here”. The guest laughs again, opening the pizza box with wide eyes and says, “Sweet. I like a little sausage and olives.” Houseboy Shane blushes at the penis reference but is careful not to respond with anything snarky, because doing so could be interpreted as being disrespectful to a guest, which is a Level Two breach of protocol and could bring discipline if a complaint is made.
Master does not permit pizza with dead fish to be brought into his home or any of his vehicles at any time.
No anchovies.
No dead fish.
It is the Houseboy’s responsibility to insure that no dead fish comes into contact with the pizza prior to serving.
Violation of the dead fish part of this protocol — whether by accident or sabotage — is punishable with a mandatory Level Three Spankingfor insubordination.
Rule #21 — Naked Pizza Delivery
Master enjoys fine dining and the better things in life.
Master also enjoys pizza.
Pizza is Master’s junk food pleasure, and the Houseboy will be assigned to order pizza at random times and often on short notice, especially when house guests are present or expected, even when the Houseboy is unaware of who may be invited or expected to visit. Naked Pizza Delivery is traditional here.
Houseboys who are licensed to drive will be required to order and pickup pizzas and other to-go refreshments on an as needed basis. The Houseboy will be permitted Standard Clothing (a shirt and pants or shorts without underwear) for this task, and to comply with health regulations that may require footwear at locations that cook and serve food. The usual protocol for Getting Dressed (Rule #145-A) must be complied with, and the Houseboy will properly undress when he returns (in a discreet area outside) before ‘delivering’ the pizza and refreshments naked and uncovered to the waiting guests inside. Decorative jewelry and a cap or hat are permitted throughout the process.
Guests who ask to accompany the Houseboy on a pizza run will be permitted to do so at Master’s discretion. When someone offers to accompany the Houseboy or to drive (with the House Boy as a ride-along), Master will either politely decline the offer or allow the Houseboy to choose whether to make the pizza run alone or accompanied. If the choice of accompanied is selected, the driver of the vehicle (or shotgun seated if the Houseboy is driving) will be considered Temporary Co-Master for the duration of the pizza run, with the appropriate rights and responsibilities according to protocol. This includes the right to report all violations of rules by the Houseboy and, if warranted, a limited right to administer discipline after completion of the trip.
In the example photo, Houseboy Shane returns from a pizza run, undressing outside before carrying the hot lunch indoors for visitors who happened to arrive while he was away. The guests are happy to see him, and one makes a joke about ‘something hot and tasty walking through the door’. A first-time visitor laughs and asks the Houseboy if he always delivers the pizza naked, and Shane gently replies, “Yes, it’s a courtesy thing around here”. The guest laughs again, opening the pizza box with wide eyes and says, “Sweet. I like a little sausage and olives.” Houseboy Shane blushes at the penis reference but is careful not to respond with anything snarky, because doing so could be interpreted as being disrespectful to a guest, which is a Level Two breach of protocol and could bring discipline if a complaint is made.
Master does not permit pizza with dead fish to be brought into his home or any of his vehicles at any time.
No anchovies.
No dead fish.
It is the Houseboy’s responsibility to insure that no dead fish comes into contact with the pizza prior to serving.
Violation of the dead fish part of this protocol — whether by accident or sabotage — is punishable with a mandatory Level Three Spanking for insubordination.
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